January 2009
i lack the attention span needed to write this essay. i think of the things these soldiers carried. the things they humped. he humped his love for martha up the hills. if this book was in chronological order ted lavender would have died about eight times. was the day we talked about martha being lesbian a dream? i can’t find the line i thought i remembered her talking about men. ted lavender...
“After ejaculating into another man’s ass, the ejaculator inserts a straw into...”
– Urban Dictionary: Homoshake (via thatswhatimsaying) (via planettampon)
oh, alexys.
alexys: ...so yeah, they threatened to release her irl information. like, her homeland security.
me: oh, like her address and stuff?
alexys: yeah.
me: wait, did you just say homeland security?
alexys: oh, yeah. what did i mean?
me: social security number?
alexys: oh yeah. that.
two and two always makes a five.
DUH.
“I will find a cold, grey beach and stand on it, staring out to sea. I will smoke...”
– Questionable Content
RIP
limewire.
so limewire was the cause for my computer going into a fucking coma. i swear, it was. it was alive but non-responsive. did that need a hyphen? i don’t know. anyway, my dad told me that i’m not allowed to have limewire on the computer because it shares files, therefore it shares viruses. really dad. i did not know. hopefully soulseek will satisfy my needs. i missed...
i can’t believe we were reunited with bouncer boy.
